2/ Title washing is common. If the price of a used vehicle sounds too good to be true, it likely is. Check VINs, check previous owners, get a third party inspection, car fax, look for rust, weird smells, etc. www.bbb.org/all/auto/car...

10 Tips to avoid buying flood damaged cars

BBB has the following tips for car shoppers to help determine if a car has been flood-damaged.

4/ Me: "It wouldn't be Diddy's first visit to a sketchy, remote island. Heyooo." My normie coworkers looking confused: 😮‍💨 Me: "He is buddies with Trump & Epstein."

3/ VP getting annoyed: "But what if you die, you want us to eat you?" Me: "If I am dead, I won't care. Cuz I will be dead." Leader, desperately trying to return to humorous answers: "Hey, who put Diddy on the list?" Me: "Don't look at me. I'm team Chianti and Fava beans."

2/ Group Y: "We want Jeff Probst" We all patiently wait for the other groups to submit their answer via phone. The Rock, Tom Hanks, Superman, Willie Nelson... And then... VP: "Hey, who put Hannibal Lecter on the list?" Me: "If we're stranded & some of us die, he can field dress a human."

He looks like the kind of guy that makes women instinctively cover their drinks. I can't imagine any of his memelord honk honk dipshit supporters ever wanting to sit down for a beer with him. He's such an unlikeable cretin.

Me, trying to gently explain to the b-i-l that a Hooters waitress isn't his girlfriend, and it doesn't count as "dating" when sits down for a beer with his entire trivia team after she's done her shift.

a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his hand on his chin and a watch on his wrist .

Alt: Travis from Critical Role, looking quite exasperated.

Thank you, I will take a serious look at this.

Garbage and I don't want it.

Republicans.

a man in a suit and tie is wearing glasses and a purple tie .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing glasses and a purple tie .

Republicans