DisBsky (diz • bi' • ski)
I definitely need to get back to Hershey's Chocolate World one of these days, just for their chocolate milkshake.
I Got The Whites
It absolutely shouldn't — in fact it should be the exact opposite — but I'm always surprised that there's something as earthlike as sand dunes on Mars.
Blowing up six residential towers with everyone still inside because I have the right to defend myself.
In sensitivity to the owner of the semi that was seen today floating down the river in Asheville, I'm refraining from wearing my "I WENT DOWN ON THE FRENCH BROAD" t-shirt. I am also donating to the Homeword Bound Homelessness Relief Buncombe County (homewardboundwnc.org/donate/).
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We're at the Nassau Coliseum. It's been a week and a half and the place still smells like unwiped Trump ass.
There's nothing in the rule book says a dog can't be Mayor.
If you're a vampire and invite me to your remote castle, I don't have any problem with that. Ask me to walk through a spider web across the stairs, and I'm gonna nope outta there.