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When you post the perfect post, you ride it until you die.

Did we not already join your cult?

One of his erections is off to three o’clock. The other, nine o’clock.

I love the downton abbey movies so much that I am going to win the lottery and make it into a tv show.

TERF bangs!

Well?!?

That’s the gateway pen.

I do

Jesus this is magnum opus material.