Hope you brought a coat

Because of inflation those fake 1 million dollar bucks are actually worth 1 million now

Queer girls love to act like they aren't in a heteronormative relationship just because their boyfriend is bipartisan

Because of inflation my inflation kink has ballooned out of proportion to my ability to satisfy it

I like number 7 a lot

(swaying and doing my best jack sparrow impersonation) I'm afraid I've been maimed luv

🎶Spider Javelina.... Spider Javelina Does whatever spider Javelina can🎶

Guys only want two things: for you to grab their booty and for you to tell them when the gta 6 trailer is releasing

Slipping on a banana peel on my way out the door and sliding all the way into the CEO position at Microsoft

The only thing I learned in PhD class is how to get a PhD which is pretty useless once you leave the class