post your orgasm face 😐

“Hey, how much do you like Alf? Would you like to see more of Alf?”

This cannot be allowed to happen. Mostly because it will inevitably start with a deep inhale by a solitary figure at stage left. Also, a title card that says “two weeks earlier.”

It’s too late. You did this. You were written to have done this from the first draft and now it’s done.

We might as well be characters in a play about a play about a play in a play. And me saying so means it’s a writers attempt at postmodernism, which makes this worse. [looks at audience] And a good looking one too. [winks]

No. No. Absolutely not. Some writer will read this and make a play about people making a high school play about a high school play. And before you know it the universe will collapse in on itself under the weight of self referential plays about plays in plays.

What’s going on with people who have the urge to write how they are born in the wrong era under random music videos on YouTube?

Legally it’s still the same beer if you keep filling it at the halfway point. This is not legal advice.