I can't explain it, but containers should have something inside, or at least be able to do that

organizing everything in my apartment alphabetically

Jack Benny, Mel Blanc and Harry Shearer at a table read for The Jack Benny Program, 1951

Thanks anyway

We need to enhance the text on the computer screen in this image

The "We've got Dodgson here! See, nobody cares" bit in Jurassic Park is dramatic irony because the audience does care. The audience loves Dodgson

Cackling at this

Tickets are already selling out for some of the more popular upcoming events

Please stop referring to things as "Orwellian". Some of us haven't read his books yet and you're spoiling them

Got followed by an account on here where the bio earnestly claims "old account got hacked at 325k followers". That's really funny