I’m not mad. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad.

The deputy mayor had his own deputy? Was it just deputies all the way down?

Goteem

Just checking on my investments. *seeing if the avocados I bought three days ago are ripe yet

I mean he could have said ‘ethnic nationalism’ but where’s the fun in being obvious?

‘Even Kemi Badenoch…’ Is it possible Reform switchers might be judging her on grounds other than her professed beliefs? It just might be…

But the economy is complicated, if it means government having to do anything, and culture wars are easy. It’s drunk man looking for his keys under the street light, episode 94.

Me: *biting my lip to look sexy* Her: “It’s the other lip”

It’s a high bar, but they’re very determined

Dumplings,