This cracks me up. I’ve been taking care of my own house forever. Even when I was married I was the one doing most everything. People that claim they don’t know are just lazy.

Because people are selfish and stupid

May I come collect a paycheck and do nothing? I promise I’ll be really good at it.

But now it’s done!

Shit, I’d probably do it for beer, depending on how bad it is…

I definitely was not. Only about an hour. Just didn’t check my phone til later

I lived. I think I should celebrate with a beer.

I’m on my way out the door to work in my yard right now. Will probably die. It was a good run if so.

Tree removal is proceeding in the hood this morning

I kinda liked that tree. Brought it home in the back of my car about 10 years ago and planted it myself. It’s gone now though.