Seems like I’m not the only one who’s had a less than stellar interaction with the owner of the neighborhood’s new bistro.

Watching the Strain, and at first I thought Kevin Durand’s accent was Russian, but maybe it’s Brooklyn?

Interstate 40 Eastbound near Asheville is…it’s just gone.

No. MY dick’s a weiner

People in power use antisemitism in order to deflect attention from thesmelves. This is why Musk loves to use antisemitic conspiracy theories to target George Soros. Everything he accuses Soros of he does himself, including buying a media company to create a propaganda machine.

Sports gambling apps commercials should probably required to show a dude in divorce court because he started missing mortgage payments because of draft kings or whatever

[crime scene] partner: there are two kinds of bullets but only one set of footprints me: *whispering* jesus partner: oh shit, jesus

When I remember all dinosaurs are over 40, it makes them less cool to me

Just put a bit of a melody to the phrase “the man behind the memes” and am thinking about writing a musical about bluesky