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Get outta here with your stank

On a light blue background with a lime green top and bottom boarder it reads “Elon musk should be slang for the scent a person gives off when they're sketchy/disappointing. "I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk."
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ACAS (All Cops Are Shit)

A police office in their full dark blue uniform has their back to us. They are standing half-in half-out of a doorway made of reflective glass. The white lettering on the back of their jacket is partially obscured by the doorway, but the reflection makes it read “POOP”, with the last P backwards due to the reflection. The meme caption reads “Officer poop, reporting for doody.”
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ACAS (All Cops Are Shit)

A police office in their full dark blue uniform has their back to us. They are standing half-in half-out of a doorway made of reflective glass. The white lettering on the back of their jacket is partially obscured by the doorway, but the reflection makes it read “POOP”, with the last P backwards due to the reflection. The meme caption reads “Officer poop, reporting for doody.”
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Good morning, skeeters! Time to sit down in our thinkin’ chair and think, think, think.

On a pale blue background in black text the meme reads “Me every day trying to figure out what I last bumped into. I call it "bruise clues"”.
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OCTOBER HAS ARRIVED!

meme. Screengrab of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966) showing Linus and Sally standing in a pumpkin patch under a starry sky, with the text "REPENT! The Great Pumpkin is coming!" written in orange text above them.
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should be illegal for my knees to hurt on my birthday… and yet maybe that’s an appropriate time for them to ache like a motherfucker

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Me: I’m in my prime 

My Kees:

(picture of Jason Bateman staring across the table at someone and saying “the fuck you are” completely deadpan)
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My body is ready.

A side by side meme: on the left Tim Curry is pictured as Wordsworth, a butler, from the movie Clue, with text that reads “September 30th”; on the right Tim Curry is pictured as Frankenfurter, a transsexual Transylvanian, with text that reads “October 1st.”
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It’s Scholastic Book Fair week at the Progeny’s school and it smells just like I remember it.

A screenshot from Dumb & Dumber where Jim Carrey’s character is wearing a blue one-piece 90s style snowsuit with red puffy gloves and red tinted ski goggles. He’s standing on a set of stairs handing out money to everyone who passes him. Jeff Daniels’ character is in an all gold snowsuit getup with a brown winter headband and sunglasses, looking off to the right. The caption reads “10 year old me walking into the Scholastic Book Fair with $20 about to buy 5 Star Wars books and a Darth Vader poster.” Meme by The Force Awakens Daily.
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Yes, yes, quite naturally 😆

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Powerman 5000

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