I think the person with the most unfollows in a day wins, blocked users don't count.

there are a handful of accounts that win and the rest aren't even close

They have a deck with at least a >2 meter drop, between the deck and their pool is concrete slabs. While drunk, they're jumping off the wooden railing of their deck, over concrete, into their pool. Balancing on wooden planks while drink and swimming are famously reliable while drunk, wcgr.

my neighbours play awful music at 4am, to the point you can hear it multiple blocks away. No one cares enough to report it but I've definitely lost my sleep schedule for weeks on end sometimes. It's like them trying to be edgy between phonk/edm but it's instead like if a producer was stoned.

I'll make another Github account and pr it

ACAB includes sysadmins (rightfully) controlling registry policies on corporate-owned devices

a lot of posts get deleted if someone doesn't realize I'm being sarcastic, or im concerned someone won't realize I'm being sarcastic.

yeah I saw your other post on it

60% of the jokes I make here I end deleting after no one got them, because I'm referencing a meme from 4 years ago that's been swirling around in my head

which flavour of nation state did you get today? Noth Korea? Iran? Russia? China? Israelis? a cheeky British? Germans? maybe even a little NSA.