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Otis Campbell
@otiscampbell.bsky.social
A little roast crab in the soup bowl of life. I will fight you.
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1000 postcards mostly to New Mexico.

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During a time of devastating natural disaster, it is timely to remember that one of Trump's favorite amusements was to withhold disaster aid to states that had displeased him, and try to make their officials do tricks like a sea lion with a ball at the zoo. California, Iowa, Puerto Rico, etc.

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One of the things I tried hard to teach my kids was: "know when to quit." Enough of this Wednesday Night Church Supper shit, we already got it. This guy might become President on no notice.

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I was going to search out the prototype of the $50,000 Trump watch on some shitty "wholesale imports" site but if you google "diamond chronograph" you will see some things which quickly become exhausting to look at.

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New toilet paper mascot: Cottonelle Joe

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If someone tries to sell you crypto, offer to trade them Taco Bell sauce packets.

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A visibly aged David Nunes with hyper-inflated Trump Media stock heads off to buy a loaf of bread.

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Look. Egg prices spike when there are big culls due to bird flue. There are certainly other variables such as the price of grain, but when you see acute price increases it is because of culls. The President has no control over it (except if one were to relax regulations and infected eggs get sold).

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I need to try this. patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

A watermelon is ripe if you can hear the ocean when you hold it up to your ear.
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FBI data confirms a clear decline in both violent crime and property crime last year, with homicides and reported rapes accounting for the biggest drops.

With crime on the election agenda, FBI gives final 2023 crime stats
With crime on the election agenda, FBI gives final 2023 crime stats

FBI data confirms a clear decline in both violent crime and property crime last year, with homicides and reported rapes accounting for the biggest drops.

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Otis Campbell
@otiscampbell.bsky.social
A little roast crab in the soup bowl of life. I will fight you.
34 followers291 following362 posts