I stay on the cutting edge by finding new and innovative ways to make the same mistakes.

I don’t seem to have a DM folder. I’m safe.

Your beautiful words flowed through the cracks in my petrified heart infusing me with the desire to carry on, that is until I realized you were quoting a Pinterest E-card you had read earlier that day.

New month, new loyalty card

I love selfies where the person has a surprised look like "oh, I didn't see me there. Am I taking my picture? I wasn't ready."

Notice how cats and babies take so many naps? Yup, they’re depressed too.

I have a folder called "Oh" for screenshots of posts that boldly proclaim all social rules are optional. Takes six months, on average, for them to get the checkmark.

“YouGov polling shows 48% of those aged 65-plus see health as a top issue, compared with 7% saying same about tax. Trying to bribe baby boomers with small tax cuts completely misses the point that they’d like something else. A functioning NHS” #ToriesOutwww.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Baby boomers are much more worried about the NHS than their pensions, Mr Sunak

The Conservatives are trying to bribe them without asking what they actually want

‘No way out without bloodshed’: the right believe the US is under threat and are mobilizing

‘No way out without bloodshed’: the right believe the US is under threat and are mobilizing

In ‘mirror world’, Trump is martyr and Biden is autocrat, as calls for violence erupt on internet after ex-president’s conviction