Do you actually teach philosophy? I majored in it, but as miserable as I am now, I think it’d be even worse if I made it my life. lol. No offense.

Get a dog

How many cigarettes and beers for a 40+ male with HBP to die? Follow for the answer.

Not giving a fuck about anything is great, but at the same time, you don’t give a fuck about literally anything. I just want to die now.

I’m sure every excuse was used. I heard one rich dude claimed “bone spurs” to not go.

You really don’t.

Free will sacrifice available for any local witches this season. DM me.

That orange tird definitely knows how to appeal to idiots.

I’m on autopilot. I dgaf about anything anymore.