A Czech equivalent to “you’re barking up the wrong tree” translates to “you’re weeping on the wrong grave.” A Portuguese version is “you’re knocking on the wrong door.” And my favourite Mandarin version is “you’re climbing a tree seeking fish”

wow the english one seems like it makes the least sense lol

ah you've caught a sketchers commercial i see

i love that a bunch of our casual praise descriptors are just wildly hyperbolic "awesome" ??? am i truly filling you with awe rn?? "incredible" ??? do u truly feel this lacks plausible credibility??? uhhhh others etc et al

this sounds like its a bit lmao incredible

everything about this picture makes me so happy

If you don't like me I just assume you're envious of my stupendous intellect and goddess of love looks.

hhhhhh why are you so cool 😭 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

unfortunately i am far too busy being an absolute dumbass

It takes an amazing amount of privilege to be this confused about everything.