Blame. My @smh @theage cartoon.

Australians: We can't weigh our children at the school clinic or let them have social media, it might psychologically damage them. Also: If children are naughty, lock them in cages!

"I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience"

For me he will always be His Excellency, Ruler for Life, King Jaffe Joffer, Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Zamunda in Particular. RIPFor me he will always be His Excellency, Ruler for Life, King Jaffe Joffer, Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Zamunda in Particular. RIP

Wondering, if it was suddenly revealed that Peter Dutton had been a deepfake all along, would I be less ashamed for my country?

I would like to see the statistics of these in comparison to the rising road death toll. I know Dutton likes to call them modest family cars but maybe we can rebrand them to something more akin to the monster trucks they aspire to be.

All valid points for sure. I've got vegan mates who eat oysters and thoroughly enjoy them.

This week’s AlienSideBoob from John Birmingham @birmo.bsky.socialaliensideboob.substack.com/p/shorten-sw...

Shorten sweet.

I think the first time Bill Shorten called me, I was in the biscuit aisle at Woolies, looking for Jaffa Cakes.

"We need help earlier." The tough on youth crime rhetoric is not the answer for the NT, Qld & the rest of the country. The wellbeing of children has to be reformed nationally with legislative change based on evidence & human rights. #auspolwww.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Australia is failing its children. A ‘tough on crime’ approach to youth justice puts politics before prevention | Anne Hollonds

A child in youth detention told me something that echoed the pleas of many others: ‘We need help way earlier’

Some sort of body comprised of Indigenous people that could liaise with the community to look at the problems in the Land Rights Act & all other issues & advise the government of the day on amendments & change? #auspol