I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A BIG BREASTED WOMAN FROM CLITHEROE.

I've no time to start epistles. Arrangements stay as arranged if that's OK with you. My "boy friend" is at home.

We waved to some tiny figures on the pier - hope it was you.

Have you had many tips?

They were very nice cats you sent only I wish they had been alive.

I forget whether you like prawns, but if you do, I hope you get plenty of them.

We found my uncle's war grave after travelling around for hours.

Yesterday we visited Emmerdale Farm - guess we should have seen the programme before we came. Today we're going to Heriot Country - (we don't watch this one either.).

The appartment is grim.

Have promised to make a fondue on Friday.