“Pat, this Obi Wan Kenobi. The Empire has your family. I need 50,000 galactic credits by the end of the week…”

(Werner Herzog voice) In the shadow of a cold, indifferent universe, I will try to find comfort on this bleak February night with a burger. And perhaps fries.

I’ll still buy them.

Relatable.

I've started doing grocery shopping on Saturday evenings. Much more reasonable crowd levels at that time. And on a related note, I can defintely say that my weekends are just as exciting as ever. Thanks for asking.

Linfield 1890 www.amazon.com/dp/B07YT9WSD7#Horror#GothicHorror#GoodReads#Kindle#KindleBooks#KindleFire#KindleUnlimited#Suspense#literature#Fiction#Amazon

“And would you say this quarter zip fisherman’s sweater has ‘rizz’?” “Sir, this is an LL Bean.”

Listen… you may be a silly goose. But are you a *certified* silly goose?

Baby Carrots on Grass. Mixed media. Artist unknown. 2023.

Shout out to all the dads out there breaking down thousands of cardboard boxes today.