Kids today don’t appreciate how much people in the 90s didn’t want to wait for their lives to be over.

The Lady in the Leaves www.amazon.com/dp/B0B192DP5Y/#Detective#PrivateInvestigator#HardBoiled#Literature#Suspense#Fiction#Amazon#GoodReads#Kindle#KindleBooks#KindleFire#KindleUnlimited

Gary Power Rankings: 1) Oldman 2) Numan 3) Larson 4) the Snail 5) Indiana

Stories about Dogs and Ice Cream. #Comedy#Horror#ShortStories#Suspense#Literature#Fiction#Amazon#GoodReads#Kindle#KindleBooks#KindleFire#KindleUnlimited#Waffles

(re-watches The Muppet Show as an adult) Oh. This is why I’m the way I am.

The Tortured Poets Department.

Me: What if you guys made coffee that tasted like coffee? Mid-level hotel chains: Absolutely not.

/moons you

“You forgot to make dinner!” “I didn’t *forget*. I just fell asleep.”

About to take the water of life. Wish me luck.