I feel like the exception is Ska, where if you ever liked it you were probably already on Step 3

Nostalgia Flowchart: 1. This music rules, I love it. 2. Actually, this music sucks, I hate it. 3. This music sucks, I love it.

Happy Monday the PM left you an innocuous extra task on your already large feature that turns out to be extra scope that 1. wasn't designed 2. needs a separate PR 3. will also needs unit tests and QA My Brother in Software, you are killing me.

“test these 15 very specific and forgettable things” “can I have that written down?” “sure, you are welcome to write it down” “write down the list I already forgot?” “yes that one” “which one?”

while ('katie') { shitpost() }

I swear to god if someone says "rails magic" to me one more time I am going to find a way to delete the entire language of Ruby don't make me do it

JS is a language that literally broke into everyone else's house and stole things that looked cool until it could pass for a "normal citizen"

me: "My bsky is too narrow, I need to add some tech people to my feed of meme lords" *searches javascript* "goddammit"

or even [{}]