There are two animals in this picture. You'll see one in a while and one later

Reviews of Wonka's Chocolate Factory ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Beyond my wildest dreams!" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Incredible. The man is a genius!" ⭐☆☆☆☆ "Turned me into a fucking blueberry"

The milk has gone bad. It took $5 out of mom's purse while she wasn't looking the other day. Stole half a pack of cigarettes and a couple fingers of whiskey. It knows I see it but won't say anything, smiles at me in a conspiratorial kind of way. It's only milk after all. 1/2

Jeez, try to cash in the ‘one free back rub’ coupon your high school girlfriend gave you on your fifteenth birthday and her husband gets all apoplectic There was no expiration date, Carl

Oh

Just think how bad the first 4 Maroons must've been

It's early / late / neither. You're forgiven

There are two animals in this picture. You'll see one in a while and one later

In the German version the Goonies often say die

I draw the line at sex puns. They're b'low me