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I grew up non-religious in a town that has a Guinness World Record for most churches per capita. I had one friend with a preacher dad who would get mad for not knowing prayers, but this kid's mom would try and quiz me on Bible shit when I was just trying to hang out in the basement.

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I'm trying hard not to think about how my middle school friend's Bible thumping mom -one of the dumbest women I've ever met- is the local Conservative candidate in a town that always votes Conservative.

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Weirdos online will not shut up about "humiliation rituals" since the Diddy thing. There are people who legitimately believe Jay-Z and Beyoncé control all of society.

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People are getting upset because a movie isn't part of a larger franchise, because theatres are now entirely dependent on MCU slop to drive sales. The ecosystem can't even support Romance or Comedies anymore.

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Saw a shit take saying Megalopolis is bad because it's hurting theatres because of low ticket sales and concessions, like there hasn't been a bad movie before.

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Zachary Levi made two bad movies that still outperformed other big budget films that bombed worse and now he's fully in Kevin Sorbo territory.

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dude on reddit paid $3 for this

Hank Hill in The Scream
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I like being normal on bluesky.com

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Amazing

Zachary Levi endorsing Trump
Shazam endorsing Lex Luthor
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Franken Phil
@philisit.bsky.social
I have the concept of a plan.
183 followers592 following2.6k posts