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@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
103k followers497 following1.4k posts
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*giving the eulogy at Meat Loaf’s funeral* nobody knows why he was called that but it was probably because of how awful his penis looked

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HKthepaleape.bsky.social

sick. this is sick behavior

GAgarfieldscreens.bsky.social

episode 088
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FGinternethippo.bsky.social

I've designed a phone without all the annoying apps and features. There's just one big button you smash that says WIFE and it calls your wife. If you don't have a wife then you practice with it for when you do

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Not getting my hopes up for Megalopolis, Francis Ford Coppola hasn’t directed a good movie since Short Circuit 2

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TMthemountaingoats.bsky.social

A Photoshopped hustle culture story about Steve Jobs forcing his engineers to make the iPod smaller. In the original, bubbles rise from the iPod when he throws it into the fish tank, and he says that if there is air in there, it can be smaller. In my version, he is just weirdly aggro.
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In cases like this I always wonder: do these people have eyes

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Rick Rude

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PFpastpostcard.bsky.social

We found my uncle's war grave after travelling around for hours.

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Agitated Roddy Piper

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I had a good run

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The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
103k followers497 following1.4k posts
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