I was on this conference call and it was VERY uncomfortable

"Sources say that Nuzzi’s pals are stunned that she seemed ready to risk her career, and turn her life upside down, for the sake of the exclusively phone-based relationship." sometimes the Post still got it like that

it was actually a virtual town hall:/

Were you on mute

If someone with brain worms can be loved I can be too

Anybody got a match? I want to torch my career in the most hilarious way possible.

Jeffrey Toobin loved it.

This could’ve been a sex email

Was this the video where Jeffrey Toobin unpacked the lotion?

Just trying to imagine Junior saying sexy-time stuff with that gravel-strewn voice. Like listening to Katherine Hepburn in "On Golden Pond" saying "oh, yeah baby, I'm almost there..."

"*cough* if we could please return to the agenda"