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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
103k followers497 following1.4k posts
*giving the eulogy at Meat Loaf’s funeral* nobody knows why he was called that but it was probably because of how awful his penis looked
Me, holding a giant novelty fork: “I think I misudnerstood”
my lawyer is advising me to clarify that i have no personal knowledge of Meat Loaf’s penis nor its alleged resemblance to any ground beef-based products
i think it’s because he said being forced to wear a mask on a plane was equivalent to nazis, while he himself had asthma. it’s because he had a meatloaf for a brain
Seems I’m missing out, I seem not to understand
I can’t believe this is how I found out!
Wiping tears from my eyes: No, I won't do that
Like Captain Beefheart?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
103k followers497 following1.4k posts