LOVELY LOVELY LOVELY the mood and tone is so achey and magnetic and water-through-fingers 😭 your lines are so beautiful
I like the idea of Vash and Wolfwood taking showers together but Vash is a "need it to be scalding hot" guy and Wolfwood is a "just warm enough" type, so instead of it being a soft, intimate moment it’s them wrestling each other the entire time trying to turn the knob back to their preferred temp
no one is happy, everyone has a concussion from slipping, wolfwood cheats by soaping up so vash cant get a solid grip on him, dont look at my boner when im wrestling you for the temperature dial!!
unsettling is the right word! deeply unsettling! why's he like that! when i saw the crimson peak trailer the first time i was very disturbed bc i thought to myself "this is the role he was meant for actually and that is terrifying"
🥰 vash putting on the yellow dishwashing gloves knowing he is about to seduce his husband with his swaying hips and karaoke rendition of stars are blind !
ww finding a baby at a church he’s subbing for. note says they know the baby will be safer with a man of the cloth 💛then he’s gotta go back to his real job- He keeps it in a papoose, ear protection on while he knocks the shit out of some guy while it’s still comfortably sleeping
i was literally about to rt this one on twt bc ive been thinking about it all day in a delayed hivemind. the second and third ice creams they have to go back for bc one isnt enough to process it....the way they circle around to "also your body is so amazing let me just kiss you deeply real quick" 🤌🤌
vash and wolfwood have to go get ice cream and eat it silently in the car the first time they see one of those things that shows you how the vagina stretches to get the baby out
vashwood make a sex tape but both cry when they watch it alone bc they miss each other too bad