The best way to enjoy a Sunday morning

TIE THAT FUCKER UP

That's how they get you. A tale as old as time.

Optimal nuzzling spot.

Without a second hesitation, yea

Go on my boy, do some crimes.

They shall learn to admire your fat fucking unit of a tail

Fish spotted

Fluffy crotches are ever a mystery

So I misread that and was urinary tract infection account???