Nah, photo of Moo Deng, then we're talking

And do it for 60 years if they want to be able to buy food, heat and light

When does "I'm not sure that a croissant needs messing with, let alone being merged with a Bakewell tart?" Become "I've just bought 6 almond croissants and hope that gets me through the weekend but if it doesn't Tesco local opens at 7am tomorrow and they usually have them on the shelves by 7:10?"

Looks like she's doing an impression of Anthony Joshua's face being clobbered by Dubois

I put up other scaffolding to support the scaffolding I intend to use for access

That mural isn't wearing a poppy it's a disgrace

What time is it acceptable for a manager to call it a day on a Friday after giving more than the pound of flesh this week already without pissing the team off too much? Is half ten too early?

Without going fully Ned Stark, winter is definitely coming

That thermostat is looking very tempting this morning. For no good reason I want to wait till October but brr it's a bit nippy now I've got out of bed

Blimey O'Reilly! Hope that clears up quickly