congratulations to Bjornsson on breaking my deadlift PR

don’t need any of these hoes anymore. got fema up in my dms

oh it’s like a sand DUNE

all i’m saying is i’ll suck all the federal dick or dickettes i have to if they make february 29 a holiday

hey siri who is gaudi

oh thank god austin butler survived

actually that’s only true if war crimes don’t count

i haven’t thought about committing any crimes since helldivers 2 came out

explained to the bodega owner that no, pancake syrup is not the same as simple syrup

a hair on my phone looks like the £ symbol. disgusting. only $ symbols for this american.