Nobody:Your stripper name is your hs nemesis first name & your hottest body part. Me: Tommy Taint

Brittney Spears vocal coach

😝😝 Went to school with a guy named Harry Nutter…he preferred to be called Hank, but we called him Nut Stubs…

*dives head first

a sandwich with sliced roast beef on a bun

ALT: a sandwich with sliced roast beef on a bun

Good morning, beautiful!! ❤️❤️❤️

Gorgeous!!

Happy Monday my dear friend ☀️🫶🏼🤗🔥🌺💕💙🥰😘💜

This is now, my all time favorite GIF! Makes me laugh every time!

a man in a red shirt is standing on a soccer field with his arms outstretched

ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing on a soccer field with his arms outstretched

You and I hanging in 🇲🇽

two lizards sitting in purple chairs on a table .

ALT: two lizards sitting in purple chairs on a table .