Can’t, busy making my mom cry, haranguing her about what was done with, and where the fuck is my foreskin.

you can take me hot to go and forget me overnight in the car. you will never get my stench out of the seats, my dude

“this is the last time I’ll say anything about it,” she says, with the intention of never stopping

People be like, 'oh I came here from Twitter and I don't like it because I'm an attention whore and people don't talk to me here'...yeah well maybe stop talking about how popular you were over there and start posting clever or stfu already.

yogurt for enemies Go-Awaygurt

i knew right from the moment i saw you that i wanted to mute you

tumbly wumbly, i fear i shall soon poop

who up saving they best posts for 12:47am

Thank you for giving me attention it means the world to me