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Matt Procedural
@proceduraltexture.bsky.social
Semi-intelligent cellular agglomeration free-falling thru spacetime. Connoisseur of ramen & ennui. Train otaku. Car hater. Farker. Tinyhouse life. Left/libertarian, antifascist forever, friend to all orientations/identities. He/him, not taken not looking.
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Congratulations to the U.S. congress on so underfunding NASA that several hundred layoffs are now coming. The triumphant return to the Moon in 2069 is gonna be even more special if it coincides with the hundredth anniversary of the first landing, right?

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Old #oc from 2015-ish.

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Old #oc I made back in 2015-ish

UK cookie brand Peek Freans logo transposed to read "Freak Peens".
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Edited down from my Most Played 2023 list, and definitely very few of these are actually songs that came out in 2023: open.spotify.com/playlist/5wW...

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amazing when Zionists claim that it’s not important for people to be able to live in their historical homeland where they’ve been for centuries, and it’s no biggie to just force them to leave for somewhere else, it’s all the same really

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Thanks for the heads up. News to me.

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It appears to be an anti-Republican, anti-Trump profile. Liberal cringe perhaps, but not overtly blockworthy.

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That's roughly one every four days.

Everybody else's New Years' Resolutions: lost weight, get fit, quit smoking, qui drinking, etc.
My New Years' Resolution: one hundred Nazi scalps.

With image of Brad Pitt's character Lt. Aldo Raine from Inglourious Basterds
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Enjoy this family picture of all asteroids and their moons visited by spacecraft. It's really worth zooming in! 🚀🪨🔭🧪 Low-resolution version: spacemarschall.net/public/small...spacemarschall.net/public/small...spacemarschall.net/public/small...

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Last minute gift idea: DON'T SHOP ON FUCKING AMAZON.

An illuminated christmas tree completely wrapped in webbing. One giant spider dominates the top of the tree while many small spiders are nearby. Text reads: "Actual picture of Jeff Bezos sucking the holiday season dry."
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Matt Procedural
@proceduraltexture.bsky.social
Semi-intelligent cellular agglomeration free-falling thru spacetime. Connoisseur of ramen & ennui. Train otaku. Car hater. Farker. Tinyhouse life. Left/libertarian, antifascist forever, friend to all orientations/identities. He/him, not taken not looking.
105 followers197 following99 posts