Japanese jelly recipes rekindled my affinity for gelatin. I am going jello mode.

I told an aesthetician about how my skin isn’t adjusting well to the desert heat and she said “yeah that’s common and it’s getting worse for us because of climate change” ok go off eco conscious queen.

Thank you! A friend brought it back to me from his trip to Cuba 🙏

He really is! Very sweet and (mostly) well behaved with a little peanut brain.

My empty headed son Gravy.

Am I supposed to be replicating my twitter content on here? Idk what the form is around these parts.

Home 🥲

It’s so endearing when clients say “hooker” and then look at me apologetically to ask “can I use that word?” sure babe as long as I can call you a “trick” we don’t have to act all precious about this.

what is she thinking?

me: i suffer from being right online, tortured by those who are evil and wrong pharmacist handing me my Lexapro: your insurance doesn't cover this anymore, that'll be $14,000