for a period of 14 years the Comoros was controlled by a French-backed soldier of fortune who's the closest thing our reality ever had to a true 90's action movie bad guy

you read the wikipedia page for any given nation in the global south and you'll come away realizing america et al. are so much more evil than you ever thought

good dog, happy man is the foundation of my prescription-strength 'focus and get shit done' playlist

the fact that there isn't a poutine emoji shows the systemic bias against the quebecoise. maybe in this coming age the greatest minds on earth will come together to make it happen

quebecoise moon

Why doesn't every bug in the world die every time it rains?

biden, on phone: "kamala come quick you have to help me... im stuck in gummy mode..." harris: "Joe! Hey! What's Gummy Mode? Haha! Can You Take A Picture. And SHOW Me What You Mean?" biden: "i cant do that in gummy mode..."

the other night i had a dream that a patron came in complaining about how one of our books was inappropriate, it should never have been allowed on our shelves, it scarred his children, and then we looked it up and it was an interlibrary loan he specifically asked for

watching someone give up on parallel parking has very strong Planet Earth vibes. you can almost hear david attenborough be “like looks like this puffin won't be roosting here”

the other day a patron came in wanting to fax something. they didn't know what they needed to fax, didn't know where it was supposed to go or the fax number, didn't have any documents. just figured we'd figure it all out for them