personally I would simply raise my kids to be able to differentiate what's acceptable in fiction from the real world

damn the number of filters they had to use to make these people look interesting

when I worked at a store I liked any job which could keep me away from talking to customers for 5 more minutes. a fun easter egg hunt like that might be the highlight of my day

I've never seen a character in any media that made me feel represented and it's hard to even imagine it. I think I'd like a bi character that slashes someone's tires for saying that bisexual means you only like men and women because otherwise we'd use the term pansexual

pro tip: it's not illegal to take a bag of onions or nearly expired meat and hide it elsewhere in the store

likely story. as if you haven't gooned to it for 12 hours this week alone

tfw someone says you're in an echo chamber so you make the same exact joke about it as 5000 other users to prove them wrong

the problem with millennials killing the marriage industry is they're one of the best venues for bits

the near misses will be well worth it if he still dies soon anyway

listen, I know it's annoying to be pissed off at everything all the time, but it's not inappropriate. you have to give us that