i, as much as the next guy, agree that remaining strictly cishet if you’re immortal makes no sense BUT. i think it should be true for pei ming. i think that’s funnier. his sexual orientation is part of the comedy to me

i'm about a quarter through devil venerable also wants to know and ough... yhj being alive and safe matters so much to wenren é, it's making me want to eat drywall

i have big, huge, massive feelings for nie mingjue and they’re still not nearly as enormous as his tits

my nielan fake dating fic is one year old! 🥳 if you follow the link ⬇️ you’ll get: 💙 lxc in love but unaware (for now) 💚 nmj in love and suffering 💙 bg wangxian doing their thing 💚 fun dates! SO much yearning! kissing practice! smut in next chapter 👀👀 archiveofourown.org/works/422901...

Years ago, server said "LXC training his puppy" and my hand slipped :'D #MDZS #NieMingjue #nielan

oh the server GETS IT wow

i’m reading yuwu and ughhghhg

danmei makes me feel shrimp emotions

my qplatonic partner and i have dates every weekend where we cook for each other & we’ve taken character birthdays as an excuse to do something ✨extra✨ — so here’s a cake for lxc’s birthday tomorrow 🥰 #mdzs #lanxichen

outside is grey and a mizzle hangs in the air. inside is warm and cozy and also absolutely miserable as mo ran and i go through the widower years 😭 #2ha