im like an angel but instead of a halo and wings i have foreskin and an ass that won’t quit
we gotta figure out my summer colour soon :3
ur in her dms she’s next to me painting her nails the colour of my tip
this washing machine at the place we’re house sitting sings like it’s about to get gunned down by a redcoat at lexington
give me fifteen dollares i take real good foot pics im not even kidding i just really wanna get a hotdog today please please please please
i used to think i was kinda tall and then last night i hung out with some beautiful tall women and not only felt as though i had the proportions of a child but also that they could at any moment throw me across the street like a javelin
cancelling anyone i ever sleep with by putting on the puppy ears mid-stroke “haha ok dogfucker”