Speedrun being the worst coworker
You call that a battle? No one’s on FIRE, no one’s murderating people with FLOWERS, not a single person jumped on a roof. There wasn’t even an *umbrella*. Get off my screen.
Also, side note; jedi now appear to me like knockoff cultivators with tiny sad baby tin cores and low special effects budgets. I’ve been ruined.
aaand now I’m just like “yeah, that’s a nice angle to watch the sh—HOLY CRAP THERE IS A CREEPY WTF WAS THAT” pretty much every time. OH WOAH SOMEONE WAS WATCHING IS THAT WHY WE WERE PANNING UP THE SIDE OF THE CLIFF??? Who knew??? Clearly not me🤦♀️
But I’ve been watching so many Eastern shows lately, and they just put camera angles behind trees for the ✨ascetics✨ sometimes. Which is fine, but it made all those shows unsettling at first until I trained myself not to expect a watcher…
Just watched one of the new starwars tv shows, and it was whatever, but I was forcibly reminded that every time a Western show does a partially-hidden camera angle it’s because SomeOne Is Watching. Every. Time. In the cave? Monster. On the base? The one person who wasn’t supposed to hear that.
Dead internet theory; it’s all bot-generated content reblogged and interacted with by other bots. It’s what I imagine facebook feels like.
I’m not allowed to post joke replies on the WhatIsThisThing subreddit. I’m not allowed to post joke replies on the WhatIsThisThing subreddit. I’m not allowed to post joke replies on the WhatIsThisThing subreddit. I’m not allowed to post joke…I’m gonna end up banned from there some day aren’t I?? 😭😭
