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Ralph Andracchio
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Cohost of the Cookbook Obscura Podcast and Best of Philly winning sex comedy/education show Porn Stash. Improv performer, instructor, director. Non-profit work. Artist advocate. 14 year old trapped in a 47 year old body. šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ‡®šŸ‡¹
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,179,246!

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I just farted so hard in bed my Sleep Number mattress had to readjust the air pressure on my side.

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Cookbook Obscura is back for season 2! Our cookbook for this season is 50 Shades of Chicken, and boy is it steamy! Our first episode is LIVE so check out Kait Thompson and the wine-steamed chicken recipe! #podcast#comedy#cooking#chickenpodcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

S02E01 - Kait Thompson and the Wine-Steamed Chicken
S02E01 - Kait Thompson and the Wine-Steamed Chicken

Welcome to Season Two! This season we're sliding sexily into our next cookbook... 50 Shades of Chicken. This New York Times Best Seller is the parody cookbook y

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As the cameras fade to commercial, Trump slowly side-steps off stage, then runs through a fire exit and jumps into a waiting cab headed for Newark #trumpharrisdebate

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Kamala takes one last shot of whiskey, kisses Doug, and punches out an assistant. Cheers erupt from the crowd. A live chicken flaps past for some reason. #trumpharrisdebate

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Frazzled aides furiously knock on Trumpā€™s bathroom door. A single slip of paper slides from under the door and rests at their feet. Written inside are two hastily-scrawled wordsā€¦ ā€œStill. Shitting.ā€ #trumpharrisdebate

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Gavin Newsom just pulled out an acoustic guitar in the spin room and started playing a stripped down version of ā€œEnter Sandmanā€. A group of PAs has gathered. A stick of incense has been lit. #trumpharrisdebate

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Candidates have arrived. Collars are popped. Each gang has started to form a dance circle. In the background, the opening chords of ā€œBeat Itā€ begin to swell #trumpharrisdebate

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I need to remember Sunday is for resting and not deciding to make home made meatballs, home made garlic bread, and fettuccini with sauce. Iā€™m nappingā€¦ hold all my calls. #foodsky#italian#homemade#meatballs#pasta

Two trays are on a counter. One has freshly baked garlic bread. The other has rows of freshly baked meatballs.
Two plates sit on a counter. Both have a nest of fettuccini topped with sauce, and to the side are three meatballs each and a slice of freshly baked garlic bread.
A picture of me wearing an apron sitting in my kitchen drinking a glass of red wine.
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Ralph Andracchio
@ralphalpha.bsky.social
Cohost of the Cookbook Obscura Podcast and Best of Philly winning sex comedy/education show Porn Stash. Improv performer, instructor, director. Non-profit work. Artist advocate. 14 year old trapped in a 47 year old body. šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆšŸ‡®šŸ‡¹
34 followers102 following140 posts