Oh you sweet summer child. They can indeed.

Have fun with your $100. Dinner out is totally worth it even if you’re wrong.

I don’t want to seem hyperbolic, but that sounds like something I wouldn’t gamble the fate of the nation on. Twitter’s algorithms can tell a lot more about you than what you’ve mentioned already. This isn’t a targeted ad campaign. He has the biggest targeted ad campaign in the world already.

Oh yeah I’m sure the guy who OWNS TWITTER needs a grassroots type petition to gather personal information. Jesus Christ man how can you not see this is way more insidious than you’re making it out to be?

So then just take that free money I guess. No one has ever offered up free money without ulterior motives, but I’m sure it will be fine this time. We can trust Elon, can’t we? He’s such a renown philanthropist.

You want to risk the world’s richest man throwing his money at our corrupted courts to determine whether or not Mercury is in retrograde affects our election? If that was his angle, I’d be against that too. But since he’s paying people to sign a petition saying they’re voting R let’s not strawman.

Trying to tell people they’re being MAGA-level rubes who are taking the most obvious bait designed to cloud the election isn’t working. I guess I’m back to the drawing board.

Cool cool we thought Roe was the law of the land too

Yeah but when? We’re in a tight window between now and Jan 20th. If you trust the courts to handle this in a timely manner, that’s on you

I remember the Brooks Brothers Riot. We shouldn’t underestimate their ratfucking abilities