If you haven't crashed one of those as a kid, your in the wrong generation.

Sadly, I remember as a medic going into a police garage for a prisoner, and there were like 200 vans all the same phone company.

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Dallas/Edmonton. Despite the regular season stats, always a REAL hockey series!

Me and my work partner were having a heart to heart talk because he was getting engaged, and I caught my Fiancé cheating. Big Angry Mike (always that way) kept walking by getting annoyed. Eventually he screamed at us "If you want companionship get a F-ing dog!" Big angry Mike was right.

Pet rent? WTF?

Was it another Kardashian?

Seriously? There is SO much legit stuff to expose...

Here is my shocked face that it is Asian.

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I want to space ship pool to work.

The real best D-man ever!