Frankenstein; or, The Postmodern Prometheus. Can we do something with this? I feel like I struck gold.

This guy is the Tits

Not his funeral! I don't actually have strong feelings about him, but I like to make jokes.

I think John Cage wrote that song.

From Stolen Focus, by Johann Hari a.co/d/24DUfMh

Robb Murray, Christina Capecchi, Dan Simmons, Jeff Ernst and Richard Fausset: to be more accurate, stop telling people you write for the New York Times and start telling them you earn your money by taking a dump on the paper.

I don't like it, but i kind of want to like it.

J. K. Rowling naming a Quebecois wizard:

He just wants to be a blade runner.