If you use scissors to open packs of Magic: The Gathering we can't be friends

put me in the cockpit. i’ll do what needs to be done

SOproofofburden.bsky.socialAug 26, 2024 1:42pm

1, I can fix him

so succinctly put, 100% apt

Old Lady Juice. with pulp

fuck all computers

Happy birthday, CJ. I miss you and will never stop loving you. I know you're not on earth to read this, but i wanted to say it anyway.

pupper

I miss my wife. I got nothin' else today.

Got back into Magic: the Gathering because the new set is full of adorable murderous woodland creatures, and now it's too late for me. Help me paint my 'will do sexual favors for booster packs' sign

sometimes i forget i can do more than just read things