she's your partner's dentist?

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay “And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.”

happy @stovey.thequeer.house . close enough. nailed it. (walks into a telephone pole) Bruh chill

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

My body is not a temple, it's a stretched, thin, no-name local store plastic bag, full of high fructose corn syrup and what you're left with when dryer lint gets wet

i did, it was pretty impressive how nobody dies, ngl

stop, your rizz is causing AoE splash damage and i can't spam Heal fast enough

Dunno how it is where you are, but Trump has a stranglehold on YouTube ads around here.

"Wrap your intestines around a tree until you are sorry!" -Om Memory cropped up when I was considering my thoughts on slumlords