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Regrettably, Jake
@regrettablyjake.bsky.social
🌈 He/Him. Chicago. Gaymer. Amateur Comedian at Second City. Commissioner at CMSA eSports. 🎮Discord - RegrettablyJake 🔮Twitch - www.twitch.tv/regrettablyjake
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Computer froze because too much going on in there. All I can say is - same, bud.

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Yeah actually, the opposite of Macklemore isn't Mackleless. It's Macklefewer, honey. Read a book.

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The story of how I got myself physically attacked by my cat in 3 parts

Selfie of me smiling with my head on my cat, laying on the couch
Selfie of me laying on my cats belly on the couch. He is now staring at me.
Selfie of me on a couch. My cat is attacking my head
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This'll shock you but it's official pokemon center merch

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Happy market days, I just woke up.

Jake in a crop top with a surfing Pikachu on it. Holding a cup of coffee
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A set of text messages reading:
I've been playing so much merge dragons lately
I believe, truly, in the mergability of all things
Finally, I understand the Catholic conception of God. Three in one. The minimum requirement to merge. 
If only we'd waited for 5 holy beings, we'd have gotten 2 God and been that much closer to a mergable set of 3 Gods
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Hot To Go to the polls!!!

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Hot To Go to the polls!!!

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This episode aired in 1994 and no other joke about American politics has held up that consistently for so long.

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Did it with the times a few months ago! Sad to see where they've gone

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Regrettably, Jake
@regrettablyjake.bsky.social
🌈 He/Him. Chicago. Gaymer. Amateur Comedian at Second City. Commissioner at CMSA eSports. 🎮Discord - RegrettablyJake 🔮Twitch - www.twitch.tv/regrettablyjake
577 followers447 following857 posts