Not to be this guy but I'm definitely the hottest prettiest smartest guy at the office today (I'm working from home and my fiance is at a coffee shop)

Having a little Fortnite nite to soothe the week's pains

I'm getting McDonald's because I have had a very hard day.

Happy Sunday! I'm mixing a podcast - what're you up to?

Also I shaved

Haircut

Ok I've put on a little weight but I'm not super interested in losing it or working out more. Does anyone have like tips on styling a little bit of a belly?

Are there more birds or rats in Chicago? I cannot find an answer online.

Yeah actually, the opposite of Macklemore isn't Mackleless. It's Macklefewer, honey. Read a book.

If you were writing on 2014, I KNOW you had to deal with a lot of Macklemore-based puns