Mama's gotta wet her beak.

One of the great things about moving to Arizona is the standard of mail-in voting. A lot of stuff I could have time to research first over time. And I know this ballot will be chock full of this stuff.

Oh god some fresh veggies sautteed in a buncha butter heckin slaps!

Also he haaaated that name, so if you ever go back in time just call him Ben.

In case anyone is looking for a lesser celebrated work of his:

I'll be your friend zach

Which is ironic seeing as how he is definitely not the progenitor.

Very much of that “I’m smart because I demand to be wooed”

Ooohh that is a fantastic secret third thing.

A Knight’s Tale holds up very well! It’s a low stakes romp with that early 00s positive energy, such as it was. Batman Begins is the other side of the coin and it’s just…bleak by comparison.