It's hilarious to me that there's a group of people who think 1) vaccines, a thing that has existed for hundreds of years going back to the founding of America, don't work and 2) America has access to Command and Conquer Red Alert technology that somehow there is no concrete proof held by anyone.
No it is not suspicious because I am not an idiot.
Tallahassee did not get a direct hit. Because the mag lab turned it east at the last moment. Duh.
Yeah, and he kicked Barack the Islamic Shock and made him get the Time Machine in gear. Fuck some crackers up one side and down the other, he said, and put the Trans Am portal into 2nd gear.
As much as I'd love to take credit for diverting the storm with a cloubuster on my land in Monticello or something, I hate to admit that sometimes hurricanes and their effects are weird.
Yes. Obviously Dark Brandon and his minions at HAARP decided to make an example of… *checks notes* …the most liberal major city in the southeastern USA, that went for Biden/Harris by over 21 points in 2020. That makes sense.
weather machine go brrrrr
It's because he didn't nuke it like Trump would've.