I really didn't want to post this, but I was double dog dared.

I just figured that you live in a region with no Waffle Houses.

"Mostly"

It's where I found you.

Is that why I can't find it? I didn't know they stopped making it.

This needs to be normalized!

I love the flower girl

Her: Oh baby, I wish I was in your bed right now. Me: You wish you *were* in my bed. Use the subjunctive. Me: Maybe run your sexts by a few beta readers first? Me: …Hello?

When is the tolling of the iron bell?

I told my mom that when I was little she had to do things to protect me that I didn't like and now I need to do that for you because I love you.