generations come and go, but children will think butts are funny until the heat death of the universe

And damn if they're not right

Pretty sure that if you brought an ancient kid back to life butt jokes would be the Rosetta Stone to begin communicating.

the Big Bang was preceded by a fart noise

I just interviewed a 5 year old to verify, and she monologued on the subject for a full minute. The 2.5 year old just giggled uncontrollably.

Read Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut.

NOW SHOWING: ASS

a man is sitting in a theater watching a movie while holding a can of soda .

ALT: a man is sitting in a theater watching a movie while holding a can of soda .

Anyone who doesn’t like butt humor is an asshole.

As well as air leaving the rear

I'm 44 and was just listening to this. I hope Jolee is living her best life. youtu.be/SUN556uFPJ0?...

I Wonder What's Inside Your Butthole

YouTube video by Jolee - Topic

Also so adults, tbh.